Zinc Plays Pokemon Red

keep up the great work!  I really enjoy these

Agreed. Deserving of the crown

It is written, the Vorcha acknowledged the new king of THREADS!!

[Don't touch me!]

Let's look around, then.



Um... correct me if I'm wrong but um... aren't you doing the "undercover" thing wrong...?



B-but I'm not... a... sigh...



SORRY!  Very sorry!  I just um... presumed RPGs let you do this...



This isn't really necessary.  I can just leave--



That's not an appropriate gesture to be making, Lil-Bulba.



S-sorry...



So I'm not the only one?



I'M SO SORRY!



I don't really have a lot of experience with friends...

After a trip to the Pokemon Center...



You still don't remember me after how many times you've asked for my ticket?  ... I suppose I don't really blame you.  I'd forget me too if I could.



Don't touch me!





A-are you okay...?



You're just asking because you want a battle.  You're not really concerned for my health.



I knew it.



Uh...!



Fl... FLOATZART?!





Hmmm...



Please, not on my shoes.  These are the only pair I own.



I should've known they would've had the party without me...



What kind of captain gets seasick...?



Oh, just who I was looking for!



I just was going-- uh... yeah um...



Not really...

Uh but... but how about a battle...?  You know.

For old time's sake.









Who's laughing now?!







I-I'm sure w-we can just take him to the center-- FLOATZART DROP HIS TORSO--





FLINT!  FLINT, WAIT!

Oh God...



What have I done?!



HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?!  I JUST SAW A POKEMON DIE IN FRONT OF ME!

-- ... Er... here um...



The things I do for love.



That's okay, I can find a razor and a bath tub.



Or I could just take this, I suppose.

Let's just get off before the cops show up...







I bet if I just lept into the water right now, no one would care.

I know I wouldn't.

Sigh.

FLOATZART NO WHAT THE BITCHFUCK.

WE CARE, RILEY!

Just... um, if you could return Floatzart first...

UNLIMITEEEEEEEED POOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR! Go Forth and Conquer the World Zinc!

..........i've just been informed that isn't possible in Pokemon...........catch them all i guess?

Wow! You kicking real good, Zinc! You're amazing  I'm glad you're enjoying the classic Pokemon game- I'm rooting for you 

[IT'S COMPLETELY GONE!]

I suppose we can put off doing the world a favor by being dead to cut down this tiny tree.





DID YOU SEE THAT TREE IT'S COMPLETELY GONE!  I'm not cutting myself with something like this!  That's far too brutal!



I suppose we can challenge the gym leader instead.  What's with all the trash cans...?



I don't think drinking and electricity is really a good mix...



Sir put down the knife whip thing.

Err, so apparently there are two switches in these trash cans...?



Hmm...



No...



Do they ever empty these trash cans?  I would think that'd be a health hazard otherwise.



Oh!  Here's one!



Huh?  But I earned that first one!  I DUG IN THE GARBAGE FOR THAT!



This is the worst puzzle.



What does garbage have anything to do with electricity?



Thank God.  I was about to get a hazmat suit.



H-hello...?



Um... earning a badge...?



Are we at war?!



Where are the bomb shelters?!



Wh-- you paralyzed your enemies?  How cruel do you have to be?!



I NEED MY LEGS!



You're a psychopath!



So I found out Floatzart is a little sensitive to electricity this fight.  Maybe it was for the better...



Lil-Bulba, blackmail is not the right thing to do.



Stop looking creepy.



Never taking this thing out of the box.



Oh, east of Cerulean.  I get it.





Just cut this down and be on my way.



Um... apparently I need another HM for this?  I saw online it was back on route 2.  I suppose I could use the bike ride.



Just through Diglett Cave we go, get that HM, then come back.  Simple.  How far can it be?





OH I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN!



Jeez that took several minute of game time to get here!  Don't you have any sort of warp system?  At all?

No?



This is ridiculous.



Ugh, I think I'm finally set to go through this damn tunnel.  Hopefully I can just stroll through it pretty quickly and get to the next town.  How long could it be?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNzH1PgR-E
Diglett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNzH1PgR-E
Diglett

Bwahahahahaha!
thank you for that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNzH1PgR-E
Diglett

Bwahahahahaha!
thank you for that!

The TF2 fanbase has the best stuff to offer. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yep--qBOkM

Dead Thread is Dead.

Dead thread will soon not be dead sometime tomorrow.  Sorry I had um... some issues with the next part.

You'll see why.

[I didn't even say anything to you!]

I'm back with an update!  Err... there were some... minor issues that happened with this update that you'll see soon enough.



Eh?



I'm clashing with myself if I should ask if Canadians exist in the realm of this game, but then I'd have to ask how I myself know about Canadians.  Sorry, too meta.



I get that a lot.



OH GOD DON'T SEND OUT THE BEE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL EVEN--



--Oh well nevermind.



Story of my life, kid.



Don't touch me or my Gyarados will rip your arms off.  Sir.



I didn't even say anything to you!



Alright, I'll just trot through here and be on my way to the next city.



You're joking.



EVEN THE MENU IS SHROUDED IN DARKNESS!



Well, I suppose that's better than wandering around blindly and getting lost for three months.  I'll be out of here in no time.  Still, this place looks pretty big...



Oh, excuse me!  Do you know the way through here?



No, that's not what I--



No one ever listens to me.



Oh, you!  Can you tell me if this is the right way?



That's... that's lovely.  Now, about the way out--



All these people are mad.





No one will miss you if you died today in this cave!





SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE.



You honestly can't--



--Well this place is officially horrible.



My Pokemon are either fainting from explosions or just hunger from being stuck in this god forsaken cave.



YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW ME THE WAY OUT OR I WILL-- oh.  Well, um, neither are really true but I appreciate your fake kindness either way.



SALVATION!  THREE MONTHS IN THAT HORRIBLE ABOMINATION!



Oh God, nothing can be worse than that place!  Finally, time to relax!



Huh.  I wonder what's in this building?



What a... strange lobby.



... Maybe I should just leave--



Oh!  Oh, Flint I uh... came to um... give my respects to... Radicate...



W-well no, they are all very much not ripped in two pieces by a Gyarados!  Ahaha!  Aha...



Oh.



I'M SO SORRY!



FLINT I'M REALLY-- Sigh.  I guess I'll just leave too--



A... a... wh-wait a...



What do you mean you can't ID the ghost?!



KILLITKILLITKILLIT!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH









NOPE.



NOPE.

WHAT A HORRIBLE GAME.  I don't have to go back in there, do I?