I'm back with an update! Err... there were some... minor issues that happened with this update that you'll see soon enough.
I'm clashing with myself if I should ask if Canadians exist in the realm of this game, but then I'd have to ask how I myself know about Canadians. Sorry, too meta.
I get that a lot.
OH GOD DON'T SEND OUT THE BEE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL EVEN--
--Oh well nevermind.
Story of my life, kid.
Don't touch me or my Gyarados will rip your arms off. Sir.I didn't even say anything to you!
Alright, I'll just trot through here and be on my way to the next city.
.EVEN THE MENU IS SHROUDED IN DARKNESS!
Well, I suppose that's better than wandering around blindly and getting lost for three months. I'll be out of here in no time. Still, this place looks pretty big...
Oh, excuse me! Do you know the way through here?
No, that's not what I--
No one ever listens to me.
Oh, you! Can you tell me if this is the right way?
That's... that's lovely. Now, about the way out-- All these people are mad.No one will miss you if you died today in this cave!
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE.
You honestly can't--
--Well this place is officially horrible.
My Pokemon are either fainting from explosions or just hunger from being stuck in this god forsaken cave.
YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW ME THE WAY OUT OR I WILL-- oh. Well, um, neither are really true but I appreciate your fake kindness either way.
SALVATION! THREE MONTHS IN THAT HORRIBLE ABOMINATION!
Oh God, nothing can be worse than that place! Finally, time to relax!
Huh. I wonder what's in this building?
What a... strange lobby.
... Maybe I should just leave--
Oh! Oh, Flint I uh... came to um... give my respects to... Radicate...
W-well no, they are all very much not ripped in two pieces by a Gyarados! Ahaha! Aha...Oh.
I'M SO SORRY!
FLINT I'M REALLY-- Sigh. I guess I'll just leave too--
A... a... wh-wait a...
What do you mean you can't ID the ghost?!KILLITKILLITKILLIT!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT A HORRIBLE GAME. I don't have to go back in there, do I?