Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
November 18, 2018, 10:44:03 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Search: Advanced search
Hope everyone's having a good day today!
* Home Help Search Login Register
+  ZiBaricon Forums
|-+  General Category
| |-+  Creative Convention
| | |-+  Zinc Plays Pokemon Red
« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 Print
Author Topic: Zinc Plays Pokemon Red  (Read 45335 times)
theorah


« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 12:08:37 PM »

I kind of like Rattata.

It's a rat, see. I like rats.

Here, here!
Logged
zinc


« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2012, 07:55:25 PM »

W-well I'm having some fun with the game the more I play it!  Let me show you:



Let's go catch some Pokemon.



A good start, I suppose.



You guys said this thing, right?  ... Does it have rabies?



Just uh... um...



I throw these...?



Oh.  Well, that wasn't too bad.  Good thing I looked up online how to do this.  I was a little confused...



And so, our name themes begin.



Oh!  One of these--



--Er...



Okay, maybe the bird will be better...



Wonderful.  Now for a Nidoran--



--WHY?



Alright, seriously. I'm getting this one.



--STOP FLASHING GANG SIGNS!



I have a good feeling with this one-- okay I'm lying, but let's pretend I do.



You.



OH LET ME GUESS.  WEST SIDE?



Not the same one but I guess we can get it.



Oh, as long as it's a lady it's fine not to crit it, is it?





I'M GETTING IT.



Perhaps something a little less violent...



FINALLY!



Eh, I guess.



I already have a bird, though.



What's this over here...?



During the day?  What are the hours?



I don't think this is how a business works.  I'm not really good at economics, but uh...



Oh.  Oh um... can I...?



W-well I don't want to be impolite...



Actually, I already have--



But--



This is the worst demonstration.  Let's go catch more.



Did they just leave you here by yourself...?

I'm so sorry.



Oh!  Aren't these supposed to be hard to find?  How odd I found it so easily...



It's so adorable.



Sound it out loud.



Make some party changes...



Let's get some healing and see what's further west of Viridian.



I regret being curious.



It's so strange to hear him calling me by my last name...



Badges...?



Can't we just like, walk away from this and--



Sigh.



SIGH.



Good thing I got this earlier rather than kept walking.

Logged
zinc


« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2012, 07:55:40 PM »



And the fire lizard again.  Wait, only two Pokemon?



I caught and trained better Pokemon than you...?



This can't be right, though...



You're probably right.



I can't stand that guy.

Well, I suppose it's only north through the Viridian Forest from here.



--Er...?!



Is this all anyone does around here?



That was meant to be rhetorical.



Okay, this is just getting out of hand now.

And after the battle...



Wh... really...?



... Kids are so naive.

But I finally made it to Pewter city.



Um... pardon but um...



... Uhh... lovely I'll just... leave.



Eh, nothing else to do here, really...



Are you kidding me?!  This better be impressive.



Erg...



UHHH...



...



That was horribly depressing.



Let's see why everyone's so excited over weight lifting.



No, I don't need a spot--



Well, it's not really a measure of time...



Oh... another battle.



Why do I get the feeling this isn't really right either...?



Quite the... gym.



Very um... minimalistic!



To what-- Oh, can I pick?  Can I pick running?



Sure, let's just go outside and--



AGAIN WITH THIS FIGHTING THING?



I really wish Lil-Bulba knew some more grass type moves.



It certainly would make this fight go a lot faster.



I'm sure he won't learn anything though for a few levels yet.



Still, this is pretty slow.



Oh, what horrible misfortune are you bringing me today, God?



Irony.  Should have seen that coming.



Oh, those things Flint was babbling on about...?



Come again?





... You... think so too...?



There's some sort of plot twist I'm not seeing here.



I'm going to leave before I end up unconscious in a tub of ice missing my kidney.



You are following me!



Oh!  My first evolution!  That's uh... um... something!



... I find... pants to be pretty easy to wear too...



In a, "How grotesque!" sort of way or a, "How pitiful!" sort of way?



Is this all everyone in the world ever does?  How does canned food get made when everyone's too busy doing Pokemon battles?



Already?  Oh, wow!  This is quite a--



aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!



Well, now I'm down one Pokemon.



I don't really trust people who wear wife beaters in public.



Oh!  A water type?  That'd would be pretty useful...



Sounds fair.





Let's take a look at our new friend!



It can only... splash?  Um...  Not very good, is it?  In fact, kind of useless.

...




 

Don't worry.  I understand.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 08:05:41 PM by zinc » Logged
Closet Extrovert
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2012, 08:14:38 PM »

Hey, you're not doing too shabby there, Zinc! May, um... well if you want to level up Floatzart, you can have him go into battle then just switch him out, he'll still gain experience! He does evolve around level 20 and can fight on his own then, to boot!
Logged

Mew


« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2012, 10:07:50 PM »

Cuuutteeeeee
Logged

A member of the C.H.A.

Rick Fortner
Lord Fiesta God Man


« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2012, 01:39:43 AM »

best friends forever!
Logged

I think therefore I create.
zinc


« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2012, 02:40:11 PM »



Alright, ready to go.



Wh-- wh-- NO!  NO, NOT AT ALL! I-I'mreallysorryofIbumpedintoyoubyaccidentIswear!



Err... ma'am, is your Pokemon um... okay?



I-I'm really sorry I was just--



--WHAT IS EVERYONE'S PROBLEM TODAY?!



Uuuhhhhhhhhh



hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



I guess.



Err... through here?  I don't know...



I have a very terrible feeling about this.



Noting this for later.



Hee.



Err...



Um... are there any other Pokemon here...?



Really?  This is it?



STOP!



Thank you.



That's not the least bit suspicious at all.  Someone dressing in black looking shifty?  Why does this seem so familiar...?



Er, o-okay?  Good job?



WHY DO YOU CARRY THAT WITH YOU?



S-sorry I was just--



I don't even know what Team Rocket is!  Is it a NASA program?



Listen, I just want to get out of this cave and--



That's fine, I'm just going to walk past--



Lil-Bulba, what did I tell you about gang wars over materialistic possessions?



I uh... suppose...?

(voted via MSN people)



Okay, just don't talk to me anymore.  What the hell is wrong with this guy?



STOP.



STOP.



STO-- oh!  Oh, how adorable...



I forgot to get a picture of it, but its name is Viola.



Finally!



After a quick trip to the center, I went back for this and will never ever let that fanged menace out of the box.  I could have died!



What's over here?



Regret.



Oh?  I'll show you, you little pain in the ass!





Hmph!  We'll show him, Floatzart!  One day...



His Charmander only used Ember once in this fight.  Against Lil-Bulba.  What I'm saying is that Flint's an idiot.



Of course I did!  How could you battle in such an stupid manner?



Uh...!



Oh, good!  Not a horrible abomination with stingers for hands!



Yes, you should be, shouldn't you?



Still so damn full of himself even after losing to me...



Now, let's see what's beyond this bridge.
Logged
TheSpiderPsycho
The fantastic internet hobo!


« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2012, 08:06:51 PM »

*Sidles in with Nova* Did someone say "Horrible abomination with stingers for hands?* 8D
Logged

I've got an angry chick

Don't make me use her
theorah


« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2012, 12:53:14 PM »

lmao oh man Zinc you and Floatzart were made for eachother!

....I'm so glad you called him that, I was ttly gonna request you name one after Mozart <3 <3
Logged
Chowder
I'm a coffee achiever
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2012, 05:19:25 PM »

Name a silly one Heral.
Logged



None of your damn business, Sam.
zinc


« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2012, 08:18:38 PM »



Fabulous as in...?



Not even remotely.

After a battle that is not very interesting (with... tackles and growls and all...)



I have plenty of regrets.



Um... I get the feeling this isn't very serious when you're only the second one out of what?  Five?



I regret leaving my bedroom in Pallet Town.



I regret getting out of bed this morning.



I regret not hanging myself.



I regret being born.



They don't even regret it.  What am I doing with my life?



Do I really deserve it, though?



...

A nugget of...?



Oh uh, no thanks.  I'm not really interested in space--



... You're kidding.



That's the worst sales pitch I've ever heard!



You have to sell your product!  Don't bring up the negatives!



Okay, peer pressure is a little high school, don't you think?



And I'm telling you you'd make a terrible salesman!



... What?



PUT THAT THING AWAY!



I'm not into dominatrixes!



Sigh...



Um...?

[After a battle]



... I'm 36, kid.

And after meeting her boyfriend...



... About that, kid.  Um... she's not faithful.

Sorry.



Hm... so where is he...?



...









I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!



Oh.  Oh I suppose I hit the right button.



What happened to the Pokemon you fused with?



You know, the Clefairy...?



Just um... nevermind.  Uh... forget I asked.

He gave me some sort of ticket for a cruise ship to silence me.





... Is it me, or does this look like one of those British guards?





I suppose we can try to get another badge...



That's just rude--



E--errm...!



Oh, I know that already.



P-pardon...?!



Cry and beg for them to join me?



You're far too young to be wearing that.



It was probably a good thing I had an electric AND a grass type with me...

Now we should catch a few more, speaking of which.





Oh, that looks--



This is going to be excruciating.



HMM...



Damn it!

After several tries...



Why is my life misery?





Oh.  Um... okay.



Excuse me but um... isn't that a shady guy in the backyard?  I can see him from here.  The one wearing all black and being shifty?



Past this obvious hole in the wall?



Right here?



I've heard this one before.



Was curb-stomping him really necessary, Lil-Bulba?



Oh, good.  Got the--



...



Okay.
Logged
Chowder
I'm a coffee achiever
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2012, 09:23:42 PM »

Petty theft? No problem!
Logged



None of your damn business, Sam.
Kou The Mad
Madness Incarnate


« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2012, 02:28:03 PM »

For a Organization dedicated to evil, they sure get owned by 10 year olds alot.
Logged

Sanity is a lie, Logic is a lie, Abandon them, they will not help you here.
zinc


« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2012, 07:02:12 PM »



We continue our way south.



Don't they allow you to have water bottles here?



I suppose this is the only way through.



Hey, would you mind telling me if I'm going the right directi--



O-okay...



Maybe you can tell me--



Wh...



...













If I never bring this up with anyone, no one can lock me up in the sanitarium over it.

Besides, I'm sure that was just a one-time accident.

... Right...?



Yes...?



Er, okay, but what is this--



Hi there.



H-hey!



A what?!



B-but...



Wait a minute!



Someday, I'll come back for that Spearow.  Someday when you're not here.

Watch yourself, little girl.



I don't think she was intimidated even remotely.



Oh.  Um, good job!



Well, I don't want to be impolite...



The things I do for love.



You don't say?



What exactly--



OH.



GETTING A BIKE.



YESSS.



You know, maybe life isn't so crippling horrible as I thought.



Nevermind.



Oh, sorry!



Aren't you on the clock?!



These gamblers have issues giving out this much cash over a loss.



AND IT'S THAT HORRIBLE DEMON FROM THE OPENING!



Got a Diglett.



Please, seek help.



We think alike, you and I.



Shouldn't this area be taped off or something if it's that dangerous?



Let's see what's this direction.



Is that...?



A giant fat cat blocking a major pathway.  I can't say I expected this.



Can't get into the gym, either...



Let's go here.



Welcome...?



Oh my...!



Let's see what we can find on this.
Logged
Kou The Mad
Madness Incarnate


« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2012, 08:04:34 PM »

Oh This is gonna be good!

Edit: And now that today's post is done, it is time for me to go play Battle for Wesnoth.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 08:09:32 PM by Kou The Mad » Logged

Sanity is a lie, Logic is a lie, Abandon them, they will not help you here.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.17 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!