Van Parker

Series: A Loonatic’s Tale
First Appearance: Zinc’s Day Out

Race: Human
Age: 25
Height: 5’ 11”
Weight: 210 lb.
Intelligence: Above average
Birthday: September 30
Blood type: B+
Quote: "I’m just doing my job. Now get in the net.”

Personality: Van focuses on one thing: doing his job well. If there’s a crazy going around causing havoc and horrible dangers, he’ll calmly go take care of the situation. A good way to describe his mannerisms would be deadpan. Despite his appearance, Van is in top shape and can run quite fast, along with any other physical activity needed to capture loonies on the loose.

Background: He works at the Mercia Asylum as an orderly, bringing patients in for examination day in and day out for doctors such as Qubert and Lutetium. Not much is known about him, as he generally keeps to himself, but he often times can communicate to patients better that some of the doctors.

Fighting style: Van isn’t about fighting, but about capturing. As such, he knows all the tricks of the trade when it comes to baiting and setting traps. Often times, he’ll use his handy net to simply scoop up crazies, but in certain situations, it has been needed to develop a more elaborate plan.