Laguna Tesla

Series: A Loonatic’s Tale
First Appearance: Stone Cold Crazy

Race: Human
Age: 32
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 163 lb.
Intelligence: Below average
Birthday: July 10
Blood type: Odd green hue
Quote: "You are a pussy, McKelski. Flying around in your fancy jalopy and hiding from a real man's face to face gun fight."

Personality: Usually quiet (when compared to his coworkers, at least) Laguna keeps to himself in every way unless he spots you doing something he finds personally stupid or cowardly (which is often). Cocksure and confident, he is indestructible. You can often find this old soldier just walking right into dangerous situations. Back home, it was called bravery. Here in Mercia, it's called insanity. Laguna is about the laziest person in the world, too. He hardly ever does anything he is asked to do and really only contributes if he must.

Background: Laguna Tesla was born into a family of seven older sisters. Spending most of his life being babied and picked on all the time made him rather off center, most would agree. At a young age, his father (a high ranking general) died in service of Mysteel by King Lawrence's side. This prompted Laguna to grow up taking care of his family. Once his mother died, Laguna worked in a series of low paying labor jobs until he was old enough to pretend he was past age requirements for the army.

Quickly rising through the ranks, he gained the moniker, "The Bulletproof General," for his ability to survive any firefight unscathed when everyone else died. After he became known in the army, King Lawrence himself took him under his wing. It's unclear at this point how he went from right hand man for the King of Mysteel to hired gun for the opposing side, but he still deserves his "bulletproof" title.

Fighting style: Laguna is a weapons master. He subscribes to the idea of blasting and blasting and blasting, then checking for survivors. He's proficient in any firearm, from pistol to AK-47. Sadly, Laguna suffers from "Stormtrooper aim," as his eyes are extremely sensitive to light. The flare from his gun firing keeps him from aiming properly (at least, that's what he says). Tesla is also known for his ability to jury rig traps from a pile of junk in an almost "Macgyverly" fashion. Sadly, his tinkering out of battle isn't as successful.